1. Hello Again
2. Personal Information We Collect
Ok, you’ve already read and agreed to our Terms of Service, so we’re just repeating ourselves now, but we will collect your name and e-mail address, as well as other relevant info from you when you use our site. You also know that you’re not allowed to use our site unless you’re old enough to see a PG-13 movie without a guardian or a fake ID.
3. Non-Personal Information We Collect
We may collect information about you that is not personal information. When you access our website, we may collect such things as your IP address, browser, operating system, referring URL, and other general information about our visitors. This information, on its own, cannot usually be used to identify you unless someone has a fortune telling gypsy or a crystal ball.
4. Use of Information
We may use your information:
- To enhance or improve user experience.
- To send e-mails about our website or respond to inquiries.
- To send a newsletter.
- To send third party offers (we’ll try to keep these relevant and not send you stuff about futons that are only $1 plus $10,000 shipping).
- To do anything else you consent for us to do.
5. Cookies. Mmm… cookies.
6. Third Party Websites
We may link to third party websites from our own website. We have no control over, and are not responsible for, these third party websites or their use of your personal information. We recommend that you review their privacy policies and other agreements governing your use of their website. Yes, it’s boring, but it prevents you from signing away your house just so you can play a crappy flash game somewhere.
7. Third Party Access to Your Information
Without limiting the generality of the foregoing (fancy talk for, “these aren’t the only things we use”), you authorize us to use the following third party services:
- Google AdSense
- Google Analytics
8. Law Enforcement (The Po-po)
We may disclose your information to a third party where we believe, in good faith, that it is desirable to do so for the purposes of a civil action, criminal investigation, or other legal matter. In the event that we receive a subpoena affecting your privacy, we may elect to notify you to give you an opportunity to file a motion to quash the subpoena, or we may attempt to quash it ourselves, but we are not obligated to do either. If Jack Bauer tells us you’re threatening ‘mericka with some devious scheme, we’ll probably just release the info. If the KGB says they need to find out who you are because you’ve insulted Mother Russia, we’ll probably tell you so you can fight the warrant/subpoena/whatever they use over there.
9. Security of Information
We take steps to protect our systems, including having guard towers and rabid cobra snakes surrounding our servers. However, we make no representations as to the security or privacy of your information. It is in our interest to keep our website secure, but we recommend that you use anti-virus software, firewalls, and other precautions to protect yourself from security threats.
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Last Modified: March 23, 2013